I can't think of a title

Since so many people read this blog, we figured we should update you on the amazingness that is called Poof Theory. Recently we have discovered that Penelope owns an 18 inch ruler. There are so many things you could measure with this ruler that a normal 12-inch ruler can't. I mean have you ever considered how limiting a 12-inch ruler is?

p.s. do you like my purple punctuation? hey that was alliteration!

and that just rhymed....

-b